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You know when you’ve been at sea too long

During training exercises, the Ensign who was driving down a muddy back road encountered another jeep stuck in the mud with a red-faced Lt. Commander at the wheel. ‘Your jeep stuck, sir?’ asked the Ensign as he pulled alongside. ‘Nope,’ replied the Lt. Commander, coming over and handing him the keys, ‘Yours is.’

Cool Pic.

I recently was surfing the web and noticed two images from different websites making fun of what looks to be the same guy. Let me know your opinion, is this the same person?

Like the civilian world, over weight people get disrespected and looked down on, but in the military you are looked at as sub-human. Those whom take pleasure in your ridicule also feel they are doing you a favor with their jokes.

A Sailor sent an e-mail to his wife, informing her that his ship would be returning from deployment a day early. Arriving home, he found his wife with another man. Upset, he stormed off and got a room at the Navy Lodge to decide what to do next. His thoughts were interrupted by a call from his mother-in-law.

“Bill” she said, “I checked with my daughter and, as I expected, there is a perfectly good explanation for this whole episode.”

“This I’ve got to hear,” the Sailor said.

“It was an honest mistake,” the mother-in -law said. ” She never got your e-mail!”