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Anyone know any great Navy jokes? I love ‘em. I work with a lot of vets from multiple branches and I’d love some fresh jokes to throw at them.

Here’s one I know, it’s kind of long.

So, these four 4 stars from each branch of service are having a discussion on which one of their branches have the most balls. It gets heated and there’s no real way to prove it so the Army general finally says, “Come with me guys, I’ll show you something.”

So, they head over to the nearest army base and the General finds the first soldier he runs accross. He says, “Soldier, I want you to take your rifle and shoot yourself dead!!”
The soldier sounds off, “YES SIR!” He pulls the rifle to his head and fires!
The general says, “THAT takes balls.”

The Air Force general says, “That’s nothing, lets go.” They head to the nearest AF base where the General finds the first pilot he can and says,”Captain, I want you to fly your jet into that mountain range and burn yourself alive!” The pilot sounds off, “YES SIR!” and does so without thinking. He dies a fiery death.
The general, “THAT takes balls.”

The Marine Corp General, not to be outdone, says, “Come with me boys, I’ve got you beat”
So, they head over to the nearest marine corp base and the General finds the first marine he runs accross. He says, “MARINE, I want you to lie down under that tank and let it CRUSH YOU feet first!”
The marine sounds off, “YES SIR!” He lays under the tank, it crushes him dead.
The General, “NOW THAT TAKES BALLS FAG****TS!”

They all looked at the Navy Admiral.,
Without pause he says, “You guys need to see this.”
They stepped aboard the USS Kitty Hawk and the Admiral looks up and finds a sailor working aloft over 100 ft in the air.
He yells up, “SAILOR! I want you to jump down and kill yourself!”

Without hesitation the sailor calls back, “SIR, with all due respect GO F**K YOURSELF!”
The Admiral says, Now THAT takes balls boys.”